Ike'ism

Clear to Flags town
Right turn Clyde
Make the hair on your chest turn green
Grass doesn't grow on steel
Serious as a heart attack
Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack
Put the hammer down
What chores did you do today?
What's in the bowl *****
Hit every branch on the way down
Just kick, kick, kick, and don't check him, don't worry he'll turn.
Back in '42
You better unplug that curling iron, or I'm going cut it's cord.
Have the animals eaten? No.....then why did you?
Not gonna make it.
I got stuff to do.
Smell the roses along the way
Put some glass on that ammonia hole.

There's no such thing as a fair fight.

How you feeling? With my fingers.

Pack your bags, the squirrels are coming for you.

Don't kill that spider, it's brothers, cousins and uncles come after you.

Don't sing the table, or whistle in bed or the devil will get you when you're dead.
Get those god damn cats outta the house.
Don't kiss that god damn cat.
You can catch it if you put salt on its tail.
Watch out for George.
I am gonna hang you on a nail.
Can you pass the seven devils test?
It's on autopilot.
Girls, quite your tee hee heeing.
Put your dukes up.
Stand up straight.
Quite snapping your gum.
Speed shifting
It's all about the details.

Happy Birthday Dad,
Love,
Andris