Wanted........

Wanted:    Free Room and Board for one Super-Duper mouse/bug catcher.  
No fur balls, no scratching, no cat yak, and toilet trained ......not litter trained.   
We will provide plenty of scurry little creatures for you to chase and dispose of (on your own time and not on my bed, near my shoes, or on any of the furniture, and don't leave any traces.) If you meet ALL of these requirements please email us a head shot and references.